They've opened up
The closed-up shop
Cross the street from Mom and Pop
It sells magic spells
Cuz that's what everyone wants

Since 1903 or 4
It's been a dozen stores or more
Now it sells magic spells
Cuz it's what everyone wants
That's what everyone wants

There were tears when it was Shuttered
Just look at it now
There's a line around the corner
The venerable Ephemera Snowe
Had an office there I know
Now it sells magic spells
Cuz that's what everyone wants

Then it became
The Pager Crate
In 1998
Now it sells magic spells
Cuz that's what everyone wants